Bane the Mighty,
roams through the countryside.
He never needs a place to hide.
With Azzy as his sidekick,
fighting with her little stick.
Righting wrongs and singing songs,
being mighty all day long.
He's Bane, Bane the Mighty.
Bane the Mighty,
he's very tidy.
Everyone admires him,
he's so handsome it's a sin.
When things get grim,
he'll take it on the chin.
If you're in jeopardy,
caused by the enemy.
Don't call the calvary.
There's a better remedy,
Although he doesn't work for free.
He's every mans trusty,
every womans fantasy.
Plus he's good with company.
Look out!Golly gee!
He's Bane, Bane the Mighty.
Bane, Bane the Mighty!